What's the Deal With Wigger Slam and Why is it So Popular?
In an era of time where internet attention and virality is currency, you get abominations such as wigger slam. At its core, it’s just a type of slam death metal. It distinguishes itself from normal slam with extreme repetitiveness, over the top aesthetics, and swagger and style borrowed from hip hop and nu metal culture. You get brutal vocals and chugging breakdowns dropped over some grooves that sound suspiciously close to something you would hear from Limp Bizkit. It is slam death metal stripped down to its dumbest form. Just imagine Cannibal Corpses’ first album lobotomized by the latest Korn record, then slather it with lean and Monster Energy. They rip out all the originality, actual brutality, and evilness from death metal. Riffs are just stomped into oblivion while some guy in basketball shorts and a flat brimmed cap acts retarded on stage. In the world of extreme metal, this genre is heavily debated upon. I either meet people who absolutely love it or have a deep hatred for it like I do. I have always questioned why the genre is so popular. (picture above is the band PeelingFlesh)
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Slam Shawtys - Arseny / Infectious Jelqing
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Smoke - Snuffed on Sight
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The G Code - PeelingFlesh
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Wigganometry - VampireCunt
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Why is it everywhere?
The answer to this question is rather simple. This genre is
everywhere because it is incredibly accessible and easy to make. With other
genres like black metal, death metal, and thrash metal you at least need to
have some understanding of how to play an instrument and actually practice
perfecting some nice evil vocals. For wigger slam, all you have to do is chug
two riffs, sound like a toilet bowl, and then you’re the next viral band. The
music is also easy to digest and consume. This is the fast food of death metal.
It’s greasy, low quality, and gives you a dopamine hit for a quick minute.
Where did it come from?
Thank the internet
The only reason wigger slam hasn’t died out yet is because of
internet culture. Meme pages and YouTube react channels eat this shit up.
TikTok amplifies the spectacle of shirtless pigs in basketball shirts squealing
over the dumbest riffs you’ve ever heard. This music thrives on virality.
Wigger slam also appeals to people because its anti-pretentious. In the metal
world where technicality and seriousness dominate, wigger slam offers the
opposite. It offers simplicity and grooviness. This music requires no thinking.
It is cheap, disposable entertainment. People also like the “irony” of this
genre. They share it because it is dumb and funny, not because it actually has
any merit to it. Most people don’t really even enjoy it; they just love
laughing at it. But the joke got old. This gimmick has been done way too many
times already for it to be funny anymore. The “intentionally bad” production is
just an excuse to be shit at making music. Early black metal had bad
production, but it had atmosphere and creativity. Wigger slam is the punchline
to a joke nobody will remember in ten years. This is honestly just a fad like
any other viral social media trend that will die out some day (hopefully sooner
than later.) The meme here depicts what these people usually look like. Pretty dumb right?
The problem
Wigger slam is paper thin. The fans are even thinner and
twinkier. They are either gay twinks or wannabe gangsters that have no life and
have never even been in the hood before. Everything about this genre and its
fans are performative. These people are the “performative males” of metal but
instead of tote bags, Labubus, and ugly jorts, they wear basketball shorts,
flat brimmed caps, 0g septums, and karate kick like a retard. It’s all a
performance art.










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